Wrestling Undertaker Assets

You shut your mouth when you're talking to us Photo Credit: WWE.com TM61: feed off the audience's chants Authors of Pain: look to feed on them TM61: Tandem side Russian legsweep!  Fistdrop + standing moonsault! Authors: shrug it off and commence pummeling from one segment to the next Winston Bishop Nick Miller: lands a desperation DDT Tags: made Shane Thorne: launches offensive Corner leg lariat!  Cannonball!  Modified Falcon Arrow! Referee: Kickout! Authors: Powerbomb neckbreaker! Nick: Save!  Tag!  Moonsault! Rezar: Whatever save!  is in Albanian.  Say, are you familiar with GORSH? Shane: Can't say that I am, no. Rezar: Well ?  powerbombs him into the apron from the ring Shane: is dead Center Stagers: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Authors: Corner Exploder.  Last.  Chapter. Referee: Winners! "The Press"""Earlier Today"": Mr. Regal, who do you think will win the Dusty Classic?  Do you have any dark horses for us? Master Regal:...

Why does Mania not have the luster it once had for some fans? Photo Credit: WWE.com It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: Why does Wrestlemania feel less special each year that goes by? � George Gone (@george_gone) February 28, 2018 I have two reasons, one is more personal, one might explain objectively why Mania could be feeling less special by the year. I'm going to go with the "objective" one first. If you remember back to the WrestleMania events when you were a kid, the common theme was that they, with some exception, featured matche...

FINALLY, ROUSEY DEVELOPS A SECOND FACIAL EXPRESSION Photo Credit: WWE.com So, you need the news, eh? You need it so bad that you can taste it, that you ACHE FOR IT. Well, you're in luck because HORB FLERBMINBER IS BACK WITH MORE INFORMATION THAN YOUR PUNY BRAINS CAN HANDLE. I bring so much news to the table that even Justin Barrasso is embarrassed. AND HE'S CO-OPTED BY WWE. I once reported something that made Vince McMahon cry. Sure, it was that I was carrying a letterbomb full of atomized onion that exploded in his face, causing him the MOST PAINFUL PAIN HE'S EVER FELT, but hey, I take things on technicalities. IT COUNTS. Of course, you could  just read the newsletter and think to yourself, "Oh, I've had enough." Well, you'd be WRONG, because you can NEVER HAVE ENOUGH HORB, you peon. NEVER. First, follow me on Twitter, @ HorbFlerbminber . Where else can you see me hoot and holler while Eric Bischoff owns Dave Meltzer? NOWHERE, that's where. Also, you ...

This place looks like a tornado trios match just hit it Photo Credit: WWE.com ExDragon: ostensibly show up to defend their championships SAnitY: jump them from behind Pier 6: ensues, won by the ex champions Regal: Enough!  This ends tonight � in a tornado match! SAnitY: yesssss gooood the Era: uh, first of all, how dare you Heavy Machinery: get a +3 this week due to their Holzerman adoption Mossatelli: are roundly reviled HM: win the power game MT: show odd sudden signs of disunity HM: lay them out after Drake catches Tino's chicanery, Compactor Drake: Winners!   Riddick: blows off Tino after the match Center Stagers: D-Bry chant John Grapples: comes out Center Stagers: chant for him Johnny: Hell of a month.  I was confident Philly was my night, I knew I was going to win.  I was confident, I brought my family... then I lost.  And it sucks.  But the reaction I got from you guys... Center Stagers : That's us!  Huzzah!  Johnny Wrestling! Johnny: I e...

Darby Allin *just* missed the cut this year Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein Hello, friends, and welcome to the rollout of the TWB 100 for the calendar year of 2017. The votes have been received and tabulated, and now the fun part begins. I will begin unveiling the list tomorrow, but first, why don't you sit back and meet the people responsible for putting this thing together, okay? While the voter count was down this year � I received 23 ballots, down from 66 last year (yikes) � the stock and quality of voters remained at high levels. Additionally, out of 23 voters, 15 submitted the full 100, which is an astounding percentage. To all who voted, pat yourselves on the back, for now you will be made known to the world. If you have any issues with this year's TWB 100, the people you'd take it up with are the voters, but if you have any problems and you wanna bother my pure, sweet Large Adult Sons and Daughters, please don't. They voted. You didn't. Anyway... TH - Pok�m...

Just @ Tomasso next time, damn Photo Credit: WWE.com Johnny Pardo, If You've Done Enough Smelling Salts: Live *coughtotape* from WWEPC, it's Wednesday Velveteen Dream! the New Dream: Ambiance.  "kills" the lights  Atmosphere.  rolling CGIed purple fog Illumination: we all dream of being NXT Champion one day.  Johnathan, you dream of one day becoming so.  And you can do it, I have no doubt of that, but not yet.  Not when the choices are you and I.  Your rise?  Tainted.  Marred with doubt.   Moreover, my experience was pure.  No matter how the pieces fall tonight...a dream will be over. No Way Jose: New year!  Same me!  No way I'm losing my return match! Cezar Bononi: But I Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!  alley oop right Referee: It is high! It is far! And. It. Isssssssssssssssssss . GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE...uh, I mean, winner! Jose: dances "no way I'm losing my return match" hee hee hee Bianca BelAir: shows up st...

Pictured: A fookin' legend Photo Credit: WWE.com The second to last bin is comprised of the wrestlers I get excited for. " The Mark Out Gang " is the group of wrestling personalities who really stoke my fires for professional wrestling. I generally go out of my way to see them work, would buy their merchandise, and generally want them to be featured on their shows. Hell, I may even get mad if they don't win their matches. Again, I have a lot of wrestlers on this list, so I have blurbs for a handful and the rest are just listed below, ENJOY: Sheamus - Rumors are flying around that Sheamus is battling spinal stenosis. For those who don't know, it's the condition that caused Edge to retire. It would be both a crushing end but the most appropriate one for the least appreciated modern WWE main event guy, perhaps ever. He finally found a niche where he's not only surviving, but thriving and fate had to do it to him like Vince McMahon and the writers have done ...