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NXT In 60 Seconds

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You shut your mouth when you're talking to us Photo Credit: WWE.com TM61: feed off the audience's chants Authors of Pain: look to feed on them TM61: Tandem side Russian legsweep!  Fistdrop + standing moonsault! Authors: shrug it off and commence pummeling from one segment to the next Winston Bishop Nick Miller: lands a desperation DDT Tags: made Shane Thorne: launches offensive Corner leg lariat!  Cannonball!  Modified Falcon Arrow! Referee: Kickout! Authors: Powerbomb neckbreaker! Nick: Save!  Tag!  Moonsault! Rezar: Whatever save!  is in Albanian.  Say, are you familiar with GORSH? Shane: Can't say that I am, no. Rezar: Well ?  powerbombs him into the apron from the ring Shane: is dead Center Stagers: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Authors: Corner Exploder.  Last.  Chapter. Referee: Winners! "The Press"""Earlier Today"": Mr. Regal, who do you think will win the Dusty Classic?  Do you have any dark horses for us? Master Regal:...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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SURPRISE Photo Credit: WWE.com Pete Dunne: comes out to a massive ovation You know how this ends.  And you're really going to try it? Roderick Strong: also comes out to a strong pop Try it?  This is the time I succeed at it. Both: grapple the other to a stalemate, go for their finisher and fail at it Pete: gets the advantage with joint manipulation, and is his wont, stomps the hand into the steps Roddy: Well, that sucked!  I'm not eating that twice.  counters another try at it and capture backbreakers Pete into the top part of the steps Good.  Pumphandle backbreaker! Pendulum backbreaker!  Set up in the corner! Pete: No thanks, mate.  hits the injured hand to fend him off then tosses him outside to land a diving stomp to the bad arm And now, for my preordained Roddy: enzuiguiris him on the apron twice, then gutbusters him into the apron Mauro: That's the hardest part of the ring! Everybody: drinks Pete: to kick off segment the third, CRACKS Roddy's sku...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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Just @ Tomasso next time, damn Photo Credit: WWE.com Johnny Pardo, If You've Done Enough Smelling Salts: Live *coughtotape* from WWEPC, it's Wednesday Velveteen Dream! the New Dream: Ambiance.  "kills" the lights  Atmosphere.  rolling CGIed purple fog Illumination: we all dream of being NXT Champion one day.  Johnathan, you dream of one day becoming so.  And you can do it, I have no doubt of that, but not yet.  Not when the choices are you and I.  Your rise?  Tainted.  Marred with doubt.   Moreover, my experience was pure.  No matter how the pieces fall tonight...a dream will be over. No Way Jose: New year!  Same me!  No way I'm losing my return match! Cezar Bononi: But I Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!  alley oop right Referee: It is high! It is far! And. It. Isssssssssssssssssss . GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE...uh, I mean, winner! Jose: dances "no way I'm losing my return match" hee hee hee Bianca BelAir: shows up st...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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GORSH Photo Credit: WWE.com Heavy Machinery: gesticulates towards the Center Stagers once again in attendance Center Stagers: Steaks and weights!  Steaks and weights! Riddick Moss and Tino Sabotelli: flex and preen Center Stagers: BOO! Full Sailors: What a bunch of marks. Dozer: shakes off Tino's puny attempts at offense, tags out Tucker: front chanceries then swings Tino around the ring Tino: lands by Riddick and tags out Riddick: That won't be happening to me! Ron Howard Voiceover: It did.  Almost immediately, actually. Dozer: tags back in and they do the Bushwhacker stomp before sandwiching him, then hits the Worm elbow Tino: saves the match, then saves Riddick Riddick: chop blocks and tags out Tino: punches away and tags out Riddick: follows suit Center Stagers: clap to rally Dozer: gets out from under and tags out Tucker: gets the tag and cleans house, laying Tino out for trying to interfere Riddick: YOINK!  rolls up Tucker and puts his feet on the top rope during th...