Wrestling Undertaker Assets

What if Hideo Kojima were a promoter... Photo Credit: Tribeca Film Festival It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: @tholzerman I don�t know if this is a mailbag question but what if hideo kojima was commissioner of a fed???? � BEREFT ON THE TURF (@log__off) March 6, 2018 I answer this with the disclaimer that I've never played any Metal Gear game, but they were acclaimed for being cinematic and enriched in story. Kojima is also a weirdo on Twitter, although not a part of Weird Twitter, which is a whole other thing entirely. Anyway, his promotion wo...

Jarrett, in a WWE ring again? I'd bet on it. Photo Credit: WWE.com It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: @tholzerman serious question, despite your personal feelings, do you think Jarrett ever competes for Vince again? � ???? (@flannelheart) February 19, 2018 I don't think it's a matter of if but when, to be honest. He's going to be in the Hall of Fame, right? And Vince McMahon has a guitar-playing heel who'd probably generate a lot of fan reaction if he went face to face with Double J. Hell is freezing over, so you might as well g...

PIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA Photo Credit: TH It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: FMK: new york pizza, chicago pizza, st louis pizza � TV's Brent (@TVsBrent) February 14, 2018 For those who don't know, FMK is the "fuck, marry, kill" game, usually played with three people. It's crude, but it relays certain desires. It's way less problematic when done with food, unless you're one of those kinky mfers who likes foodplay in the bedroom. Note, I am not here to fuck the pizza. In this case, the "fuck" is for pizza I'd e...

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES Photo Credit: Getty Images It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: First time long time. Here's my question: Who are the Superbowl LII Champions? � JawnJawn Binks (@FanSince09) February 7, 2018 I'm going to let these guys handle it: go birds Does Brandon Graham get a statue in front of the stadium? � Thomas SinCara (@beenthrifty) February 7, 2018 I don't know if he will, but he should. Nick Foles will get all the press, and rightfully so, but man, that win doesn't happen without Graham knocking the ball loose and almos...

The play of the game Photo Credit: USA Today Images Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list: 1. Brandon Graham (Last Week: Not Ranked) - If you're not an Eagles fan, you might want to skip over this week's BITW rankings. Honestly though, I've waited my whole life for this. A lot more people have waited a lot longer. When Brandon Graham strip-sacked Tom Brady last night and rookie Derek Barnett recovered, I audibly yelled WE WON THE SUPER BOWL in my living room even though the game still had quite a bit of drama left. But honestly, the pass rush didn't get there all...

THINKING THIS: EAGLEA It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! That is all. #TweetBag � Vlad Radinov (@thepartytsar) January 31, 2018 I'm ready to run through a brick wall, Vlad. I swear to God. Tom I've now missed two radical eclipses in the last six months due to the peculiarities of weather and geography. How do I find the will to go on? #TweetBag � Brock Obama (@NotBrockJahnke) January 31, 2018 Well, it's not much, but Nick Gage is defending Absolute Intense Wrestling's Absolute Championship against "Hot Sauce...

Flair is an upgrade over Neidhart, but not nearly as big as Styles is over Mahal Photo Credit: WWE.com It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman , and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag , and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers: What�s a better upgrade, from Brock/Jinder to Brock/AJ or Alexa/Nattie to Alexa/Charlotte? #TweetBag � Star of Savage (@StarOfSavage) November 15, 2017 Both upgrades are significant, but while Charlotte Flair replacing Nattie Neidhart takes that match from a D to perhaps a B-minus, replacing Jinder Mahal with AJ Styles takes that match from a sure F potentially to an A depending on if Brock Lesnar is Good Brock or...