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NXT In 60 Seconds

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...THIS Fucking Guy, Part the Nth Photo Credit: WWE.com Four Men: arrive Announcer: Please welcome the Undisputed Era ! One: announces himself Everybody, Even You: ADAM COLE, BAY BAY! Full Sailors: receive them generally favorably   Un dis pu ted! clap clap clapclapclap ACBB: Relish this, relish all the gold.  Since the beginning NXT's tried to prevent this from happening, yet here we stand. Robert Fish, Esquire: WarGames threw us to the wolves, and so did New Orleans, but at every single turn we remain one step ahead dripping in gold. Roddy Strong: Why, Roddy, why?  Well, I don't want to pat myself on the back... the Others: do it for him Roddy: ...but I had an epiphany.  I did something for myself, and it was the best decision of my career.  All Pete cares about is the WWEUK belt; how long would it have been before he turned on me?  And why should it be Roddy v. the World when I can finally have some allies and take over NXT? Kyle O'Reilly: The days of ...

Best Coast Bias: Brace Yourself

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Get ready, you mutha***** for the big payback Photo Credit: WWE.com Results, stray thoughts, and takeaways from NXT's three- hour special from the Big Easy just as soon as I can finally relax when the credits box pops up... Results: Adam Cole beat Ricochet, ECIII, Lars Sullivan, Killian Dain and Velveteen Dream in a ladder match to become NXT's first-ever North American Champion. Shayna Baszler became the seventh woman to win the NXT Women's World Championship after Ember Moon passed out in the Kirifuda Clutch. The Undisputed Era's Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly retained the NXT World Tag Team Championships over the Authors of Pain and Roderick Strong and Pete Dunne in a triple threat match when Strong turned on Dunne, allowing Kyle O'Reilly to gain the fall. Appropriately enough, Aleister Black became the 13th different man to win the NXT World Championship by beating Andrade "Cien" Almas via pinfall after a second Black Mass. Johnny Gargano used a brac...

NXT QnD

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Reporters cry, producers die... Photo Credit: WWE.com Bobby Fish was officially written out of NXTV with an injury.  Unspecified on air since it's been only recently revealed is that the injury might keep him out until the winter. The Undisputed Era's Kyle O'Reilly and Adam Cole, BAY BAY ran in on what were to be the Dusty Classic finals between Pete Dunne/Roderick Strong and the Authors of Pain; as a result, William Regal made a triple threat match for both the Cup and the NXT World Tag Team Championships. The Era would complain about this later on to no avail. In advance of their match to be taped in the preshow of New Orleans tomorrow but aired next week as part of the usual leftovers show, Lacey Evans spent some time running down the entire division and her opponent, Kairi Sane, made relatively short work of Vanessa Borne. The promised hoss fight between Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain went to a ... let's say no contest when every other participant in the North Ameri...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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You shut your mouth when you're talking to us Photo Credit: WWE.com TM61: feed off the audience's chants Authors of Pain: look to feed on them TM61: Tandem side Russian legsweep!  Fistdrop + standing moonsault! Authors: shrug it off and commence pummeling from one segment to the next Winston Bishop Nick Miller: lands a desperation DDT Tags: made Shane Thorne: launches offensive Corner leg lariat!  Cannonball!  Modified Falcon Arrow! Referee: Kickout! Authors: Powerbomb neckbreaker! Nick: Save!  Tag!  Moonsault! Rezar: Whatever save!  is in Albanian.  Say, are you familiar with GORSH? Shane: Can't say that I am, no. Rezar: Well ?  powerbombs him into the apron from the ring Shane: is dead Center Stagers: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Authors: Corner Exploder.  Last.  Chapter. Referee: Winners! "The Press"""Earlier Today"": Mr. Regal, who do you think will win the Dusty Classic?  Do you have any dark horses for us? Master Regal:...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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This place looks like a tornado trios match just hit it Photo Credit: WWE.com ExDragon: ostensibly show up to defend their championships SAnitY: jump them from behind Pier 6: ensues, won by the ex champions Regal: Enough!  This ends tonight � in a tornado match! SAnitY: yesssss gooood the Era: uh, first of all, how dare you Heavy Machinery: get a +3 this week due to their Holzerman adoption Mossatelli: are roundly reviled HM: win the power game MT: show odd sudden signs of disunity HM: lay them out after Drake catches Tino's chicanery, Compactor Drake: Winners!   Riddick: blows off Tino after the match Center Stagers: D-Bry chant John Grapples: comes out Center Stagers: chant for him Johnny: Hell of a month.  I was confident Philly was my night, I knew I was going to win.  I was confident, I brought my family... then I lost.  And it sucks.  But the reaction I got from you guys... Center Stagers : That's us!  Huzzah!  Johnny Wrestling! Johnny: I e...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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Yeah yeah yeah, it's the year to be (mostly) hated Photo Credit: WWE.com Some Guy, BAY BAY: Welcome to 2018 � the year of the Undisputed Era. Robert Pescador, Esq.: Of course, we started early by gathering these shiny World Tag Title belts at the tail end of last year, thus making us the baddest team on the planet. Kyle O'Reilly, MMA Enthusiast: Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good. RPE: There it is. KOR ? MMA: This � tonight � is the night to end SAnitY. Adam Cole: And on any night, any one who stands betwixt me and becoming the next NXT World Champion will be destroyed.  smiles  Enjoy the show. Shayna Baszler, On Last Week's "Ghost In 60 Seconds": teaches some submissions by choking out an NPC Dakota Kai: points to the sky Baszler: stares blankly Is...is that where the hospital I'm about to send you to is?  joint manipulations, stomps on and "breaks" Not Evie's elbow Center Stagers: BOO! Referee: GAH.  I mean, uhhh.... winner!  alsolet...

NXT In 120 Seconds

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Instant Classic, Part the Third Photo Credit: WWE.com Killian Dain: is there The Artists Formerly Known As ReDragon: quick tag in and out, land blows to little or no effect then regroup on the floor Eric Young: tags in, executes a falling forearm Demolition Decapitation Bobby Fish: clotheslines his feet from the floor to sweep him into the apron   TAFKARD: try their quick tags and strikes against the smaller opponent far more successfully E.Y.: gets a desperation neckbreaker on O'Reilly Fish: tags in and tags Killian, drawing him into the ring  Hey, ref!  Chicanery!  Attempted chicanery! Referee: Big man!  Back on the apron!  Come on, you know the rules. E.Y.: low bridges Fish out after booting him in the face, eventually orients himself and goes for the tag Kyle O'Reilly: NOPE!  picks the ankle E.Y.: kicks him away YUP!  tags out K.O.R.: Oh, mittens. KD: Avalanches!  Running senton/shotgun dropkick combo!  Michinoku one onto the other...

NXT In 60 Seconds

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Who's one more (hopefully kick-ass) match away from being number one contender? Photo Credit: WWE.com Master Regal: Welcome to NXT.  With Drew McIntyre out due to injury, an opportunity has opened up in the #1 contendership to face our new champion, Andrade "Cien" Almas, in Philadelphia at our next Takeover. There will be four qualifying singles matches and then a fatal four way, the winner of which will get the title shot in Philadelphia. Tonight, the first two of those occur as Killian Dain faces Trent Seven and Kassius Ohno... well, he was supposed to face the Velveteen Dream, who is still injured.  But he will face a worthy competitor nevertheless tonight.  Best of luck to all the competitors. Zelina Vega and Andrade "Cien" Almas: swag their way out Full Sailors: split reaction Zerlina: You are all witnesses to the beginning of a historical championship reign! Full Sailors: see earlier Zelina: Respect the man...embrace the legend...rise for your NXT Champion...

Best Coast Bias: Life After Wartime

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The Era eked out the W to close a stellar show Photo Credit: WWE.com Results, stray thoughts, and takeaways Holzerman style from the Clutch City hosted iteration of Takeover just as soon as I note I was on the Patrick Clark Bandwagon half a year ago. .. Results: Lars Sullivan pinned Kassius Ohno after the Freak Accident side spinebuster. Aleister Black pinned Velveteen Dream following a Black Mass...but did say his name after the match. Ember Moon won the vacant NXT Women's World Championship and became the sixth different woman to earn that honor by pinning Nikki Cross after an Eclipse that also felled Peyton Royce. Andrade "Cien" Almas became the 12th different man to win the NXT World Championship, pinning Drew McIntyre after Zerlina Vega snuck in for a basement rana driver and he followed up with a rope-hung version of his hammerlock DDT. the Undisputed Era beat SAnitY as well as the team of Roderick Strong and the Authors of Pain when Adam Cole (BAY BAY) pinned Eric ...