Wrestling Undertaker Assets

...THIS Fucking Guy, Part the Nth Photo Credit: WWE.com Four Men: arrive Announcer: Please welcome the Undisputed Era ! One: announces himself Everybody, Even You: ADAM COLE, BAY BAY! Full Sailors: receive them generally favorably   Un dis pu ted! clap clap clapclapclap ACBB: Relish this, relish all the gold.  Since the beginning NXT's tried to prevent this from happening, yet here we stand. Robert Fish, Esquire: WarGames threw us to the wolves, and so did New Orleans, but at every single turn we remain one step ahead dripping in gold. Roddy Strong: Why, Roddy, why?  Well, I don't want to pat myself on the back... the Others: do it for him Roddy: ...but I had an epiphany.  I did something for myself, and it was the best decision of my career.  All Pete cares about is the WWEUK belt; how long would it have been before he turned on me?  And why should it be Roddy v. the World when I can finally have some allies and take over NXT? Kyle O'Reilly: The days of ...

Johnny, you cheeseball Photo Credit: WWE.com Reign In Power, Bruno Definitely Not Lloyd Braun In Voiceover Form: Last Week on the Leftovers: Kairi Sane made the pre-show great again by hitting THE Elbow on Lacey Evans, and Heavy Machinery and Tino Sabotelli and Riddick Moss got taken out by the War Machine Raiders. The Garganos: come out to raucous applause Johnny: (off mic but to the camera) I've got goosebumps.  Look!  (shows them) Full Sailors: Welcome back!  Johnny Wrestling! Johnny: Going into New Orleans, I dreamt of this moment and the goosebumps it's giving me right now.  It's...it's really good to be home.  I was defined by Tomasso for too long... Full Sailors: BOOO! Johnny: ...it'll happen when your best friend stabs you in the back, breaks your heart, costs you a championship and then a career. Full Sailors: BOOO! Johnny: Hell, I couldn't even say his name for the longest, I was so haunted.  But after 37 grueling minutes I've got my life back ...

Reporters cry, producers die... Photo Credit: WWE.com Bobby Fish was officially written out of NXTV with an injury.  Unspecified on air since it's been only recently revealed is that the injury might keep him out until the winter. The Undisputed Era's Kyle O'Reilly and Adam Cole, BAY BAY ran in on what were to be the Dusty Classic finals between Pete Dunne/Roderick Strong and the Authors of Pain; as a result, William Regal made a triple threat match for both the Cup and the NXT World Tag Team Championships. The Era would complain about this later on to no avail. In advance of their match to be taped in the preshow of New Orleans tomorrow but aired next week as part of the usual leftovers show, Lacey Evans spent some time running down the entire division and her opponent, Kairi Sane, made relatively short work of Vanessa Borne. The promised hoss fight between Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain went to a ... let's say no contest when every other participant in the North Ameri...

Ladies and gentlevillains � E C III Photo Credit: WWE.com Rental Car: pulls up "Earlier Today" Scumbag: gets out Full Sailors Outside: BOOOOOOOOO Cameraman's Questions: get ignored Tomasshole: Mr. Regal! What is going on?  Johnny... he... he shows up at my work and sneak attacks me � the last act of a desperate scoundrel, may I add � my physical therapy. my apartment at three in the morning!  This is on you! Master Regal: Johnny is out of order, I concur. Tomasshole: I want him gone for good! Master Regal: I propose to you at Takeover: New Orleans an unsanctioned match. Tomasshole: Me?  In an unsanctioned match?  You know who I am, boss, you know what that means... Master Regal: Should Johnathon win, he gets his job back.  Should you win, he's banished from NXT forever. Tomasshole: For good? Master Regal: nods For good.  But this time, Mr. Ciampa, you'll have to do it...yourself. Who, The Band On Stage: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! My Girlfriend, P...

[Ironside theme intensifies] Photo Credit: Some Unemployed Guy 's Twitter Ciampa: comes out Full Sailors (yes, they're back) : hold up Johnny Winkyface signs BOOOOOO!  YOU SUCK!  YOU SUCK! Ciampa: holds up his index finger and raises the mic Full Sailors: BOOOOO!  JOHNNY WRESTLING!  clap clap clapclapclap Ciampa: shakes his head, finally blows it HE'S GONE!  GONE!   Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ciampa: NEWS FLASH: he's not walking down that damn aisle, he's GONE!         Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  YOU SUCK!  YOU SUCK! Ciampa: raises the mic again Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  CIAMPA SUCKS!  CIAMPA SUCKS! Ciampa: extends his arms Come At Me Bro style, drops the mic and leaves Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  signs up, so many signs Ciampa: starts ripping the ones he can reach, from a young woman, an old lady, some fan in a mask Some Fan In A Mask: removes it... you can probably guess Johnny Wrestling: jumps over ...

Get on my level, tho Photo Credit: WWE.com SAnitY: comes out as a unit Mossatelli: come out as a unit with a small bit of dissension, but Stun Gun their way into an advantageous position Center Stagers: Tino Sucks! Mossatelli: stays in control until the I Know What You Did Last Summer spot E.Y.: a domecile ablaze Riddick: breaks up a nearfall Nikki: lands a Flying Herbody on him off of the apron SAnitY: Backplex neckbreaker! Referee: Winners!   Tommasshole: stomps out sans crutch Center Stagers: BOO! hold up Johnny Winkyface signs Ciampa: puts the mic up to his lips CSers: BOO!  Johnny!  Johnny!  Johnny! Ciampa: shakes his head, raises the mic again CSers: BOO!  Johnny Wrestling!  clap clap clapclapclap Ciampa: shakes his head, yells something off-mic, then lifts his index finger before raising the m CSers: BOOOOOO! Ciampa: drops the mic CSers: YES!  YES!  YES!  YES! Ciampa: rolls out of the ring and walks around CSers: BOO!  CIAMPA SUC...

You shut your mouth when you're talking to us Photo Credit: WWE.com TM61: feed off the audience's chants Authors of Pain: look to feed on them TM61: Tandem side Russian legsweep!  Fistdrop + standing moonsault! Authors: shrug it off and commence pummeling from one segment to the next Winston Bishop Nick Miller: lands a desperation DDT Tags: made Shane Thorne: launches offensive Corner leg lariat!  Cannonball!  Modified Falcon Arrow! Referee: Kickout! Authors: Powerbomb neckbreaker! Nick: Save!  Tag!  Moonsault! Rezar: Whatever save!  is in Albanian.  Say, are you familiar with GORSH? Shane: Can't say that I am, no. Rezar: Well ?  powerbombs him into the apron from the ring Shane: is dead Center Stagers: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Authors: Corner Exploder.  Last.  Chapter. Referee: Winners! "The Press"""Earlier Today"": Mr. Regal, who do you think will win the Dusty Classic?  Do you have any dark horses for us? Master Regal:...

A champion concerned about all this white-on-white violence Photo Credit: WWE.com Velveteen Dream: comes out to his usual big heel pop Tyler Bate: gets a smaller pop Both: go catch as can on the mat, Bate World of Sporting it up and sends Dream scurrying Dream: throws a fit outside Bate: grooms the 'stache Dream: gets control back from break and works over the back Bate: fires back with some forearms and a boot Exploder!  Airplane spin!  Rebound lariat! Dream: No, no and no.  Spine on the pine! Bate: Negative.  Euros!  And now to Dream: Crotch you on the top rope and hit the Purple Rainmaker?  I concur. Referee: Winner! Dream: poses  Paul Ellering: My authors became immortalized in "last year's" Dusty Classic.  Other teams have stars in their eyes, but we see the truth: this is our road back to our titles. His Authors: yell in Samoan or possibly Albanian but also note We will take back our titles.  All will suffer.  War is our peace. Ce...

SURPRISE Photo Credit: WWE.com Pete Dunne: comes out to a massive ovation You know how this ends.  And you're really going to try it? Roderick Strong: also comes out to a strong pop Try it?  This is the time I succeed at it. Both: grapple the other to a stalemate, go for their finisher and fail at it Pete: gets the advantage with joint manipulation, and is his wont, stomps the hand into the steps Roddy: Well, that sucked!  I'm not eating that twice.  counters another try at it and capture backbreakers Pete into the top part of the steps Good.  Pumphandle backbreaker! Pendulum backbreaker!  Set up in the corner! Pete: No thanks, mate.  hits the injured hand to fend him off then tosses him outside to land a diving stomp to the bad arm And now, for my preordained Roddy: enzuiguiris him on the apron twice, then gutbusters him into the apron Mauro: That's the hardest part of the ring! Everybody: drinks Pete: to kick off segment the third, CRACKS Roddy's sku...

Just @ Tomasso next time, damn Photo Credit: WWE.com Johnny Pardo, If You've Done Enough Smelling Salts: Live *coughtotape* from WWEPC, it's Wednesday Velveteen Dream! the New Dream: Ambiance.  "kills" the lights  Atmosphere.  rolling CGIed purple fog Illumination: we all dream of being NXT Champion one day.  Johnathan, you dream of one day becoming so.  And you can do it, I have no doubt of that, but not yet.  Not when the choices are you and I.  Your rise?  Tainted.  Marred with doubt.   Moreover, my experience was pure.  No matter how the pieces fall tonight...a dream will be over. No Way Jose: New year!  Same me!  No way I'm losing my return match! Cezar Bononi: But I Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!  alley oop right Referee: It is high! It is far! And. It. Isssssssssssssssssss . GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE...uh, I mean, winner! Jose: dances "no way I'm losing my return match" hee hee hee Bianca BelAir: shows up st...

GORSH Photo Credit: WWE.com Heavy Machinery: gesticulates towards the Center Stagers once again in attendance Center Stagers: Steaks and weights!  Steaks and weights! Riddick Moss and Tino Sabotelli: flex and preen Center Stagers: BOO! Full Sailors: What a bunch of marks. Dozer: shakes off Tino's puny attempts at offense, tags out Tucker: front chanceries then swings Tino around the ring Tino: lands by Riddick and tags out Riddick: That won't be happening to me! Ron Howard Voiceover: It did.  Almost immediately, actually. Dozer: tags back in and they do the Bushwhacker stomp before sandwiching him, then hits the Worm elbow Tino: saves the match, then saves Riddick Riddick: chop blocks and tags out Tino: punches away and tags out Riddick: follows suit Center Stagers: clap to rally Dozer: gets out from under and tags out Tucker: gets the tag and cleans house, laying Tino out for trying to interfere Riddick: YOINK!  rolls up Tucker and puts his feet on the top rope during th...

Yeah yeah yeah, it's the year to be (mostly) hated Photo Credit: WWE.com Some Guy, BAY BAY: Welcome to 2018 � the year of the Undisputed Era. Robert Pescador, Esq.: Of course, we started early by gathering these shiny World Tag Title belts at the tail end of last year, thus making us the baddest team on the planet. Kyle O'Reilly, MMA Enthusiast: Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good. RPE: There it is. KOR ? MMA: This � tonight � is the night to end SAnitY. Adam Cole: And on any night, any one who stands betwixt me and becoming the next NXT World Champion will be destroyed.  smiles  Enjoy the show. Shayna Baszler, On Last Week's "Ghost In 60 Seconds": teaches some submissions by choking out an NPC Dakota Kai: points to the sky Baszler: stares blankly Is...is that where the hospital I'm about to send you to is?  joint manipulations, stomps on and "breaks" Not Evie's elbow Center Stagers: BOO! Referee: GAH.  I mean, uhhh.... winner!  alsolet...

Instant Classic, Part the Third Photo Credit: WWE.com Killian Dain: is there The Artists Formerly Known As ReDragon: quick tag in and out, land blows to little or no effect then regroup on the floor Eric Young: tags in, executes a falling forearm Demolition Decapitation Bobby Fish: clotheslines his feet from the floor to sweep him into the apron   TAFKARD: try their quick tags and strikes against the smaller opponent far more successfully E.Y.: gets a desperation neckbreaker on O'Reilly Fish: tags in and tags Killian, drawing him into the ring  Hey, ref!  Chicanery!  Attempted chicanery! Referee: Big man!  Back on the apron!  Come on, you know the rules. E.Y.: low bridges Fish out after booting him in the face, eventually orients himself and goes for the tag Kyle O'Reilly: NOPE!  picks the ankle E.Y.: kicks him away YUP!  tags out K.O.R.: Oh, mittens. KD: Avalanches!  Running senton/shotgun dropkick combo!  Michinoku one onto the other...

Undisputedly undefeated Photo Credit: WWE.com Andrade "Cien" Almas: Look at this shiny new belt!  Yo soy el campeon de mundo, pinche Sailors, and I... Fabian Aichner: Tilt a whirl backbreaker!  Springboard plancha!  Springboard tornado DDT!  Powerbomb!  Hey, you can't interfe-- Zelina Vega: drops down from the apron Cien: shoves him to the floor, throws him into the steps, then gives him the 100 Headaches in the ring Referee: Winner! Cien: Pfft.  Of course I am.  Like it was ever in doubt. Zelina: You got something on your brow, babe. Cien: dabs lightly before holding up the belt a few more times Alexander Wolfe's Takeover Induced Head Scars: take up the screen for a few seconds Eric Young: We are full of restless nights and unfinished business.  WarGames was as beautiful as we thought it would be; while the outcome was not ideal we have yet to leave the battlefield.  We're still here.  We will finish what we started in Houston next week...