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OH YEAH BABY THE ATTITUDE ERA Photo Credit: WWE.com Oh, welcome back all you readers, or should I say NEWS FIENDS. I am HORB FLERBMINBER, and this newsletter is the MOST TRUSTED SOURCE FOR WRESTLING NEWS ON THE INTERNET, nay, ANYWHERE ON PLANET EARTH. I would be the most trusted news source for wrestling on Gamma Prime in the Andromeda Galaxy, but Dave Meltzer SLANDERED ME with accusations of simony and institutional malfeasance he got from a MySpace account. HE'S BRANCHING OUT, PEOPLE. Honestly, if you just want to read the newsletter, that's okay I guess, but don't even THINK about looking me in the eye in public if you don't go WHOLE HORB. What does that mean? Well, you should definitely follow me on Twitter, @ HorbFlerbminber . Where else can you get up to the NANOSECOND news updates? Certainly not from following that hack Rajah. DID YOU KNOW HIS NEWS WAS WRONG 69 PERCENT OF THE TIME? That is certainly not nice. Also, you should definitely buy back issues of my news...

Could Bryan come back and win the Rumble? Photo Credit: WWE.com Philadelphia played host to the NFC Championship Game last night, in which the Eagles mauled the Minnesota Vikings en route to the team's third Super Bowl berth in its history. A week from last night, it will play host to an entirely different event of great importance, but similar in vibe in that the crossover between crowds won't be insignificant and that much like last night's game was for a berth in the Super Bowl, this upcoming show will be for berths into two high profile matches at WrestleMania. The Royal Rumble will descend upon my hometown for the first time since 2015, when Roman Reigns won the absolute worst Rumble match in history. Let me be clear, however. It wasn't bad because Reigns won, but because holy shit, the match was laid out by people who were suffering from head injuries at the time, it seemed. Anyway, in 2015, Roman Reigns winning was almost a foregone conclusion. His coronation was...

Going in on Meltzer, daddy, to start this whole shebang off Photo Credit: @ObserverQuotes The Year End BLOWOUT continues with the return of the Sorting Bins. For those who are new to TWB, I categorize the various peoples whose performances I've absorbed in the past year into five separate bins depending on how much I've liked them. The first category is Unequivocal Hatred , which is reserved for those who make me wanna throw a brick through my various television screens. A note, I'm not ranking anyone on these lists who have been accused of harassment, sexual abuse, or domestic violence. They can and should be forgotten. These lists are for annoyances inside the ring or on television or what have you. Anyway, onward and upward, or in this case, downward. Dave Meltzer - I know he's not technically an on-screen personality, although perhaps his stature as a booster of the Young Bucks and a superfan in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla make him count. Either way, he's a polariz...