Wrestling Undertaker Assets

Reporters cry, producers die... Photo Credit: WWE.com Bobby Fish was officially written out of NXTV with an injury.  Unspecified on air since it's been only recently revealed is that the injury might keep him out until the winter. The Undisputed Era's Kyle O'Reilly and Adam Cole, BAY BAY ran in on what were to be the Dusty Classic finals between Pete Dunne/Roderick Strong and the Authors of Pain; as a result, William Regal made a triple threat match for both the Cup and the NXT World Tag Team Championships. The Era would complain about this later on to no avail. In advance of their match to be taped in the preshow of New Orleans tomorrow but aired next week as part of the usual leftovers show, Lacey Evans spent some time running down the entire division and her opponent, Kairi Sane, made relatively short work of Vanessa Borne. The promised hoss fight between Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain went to a ... let's say no contest when every other participant in the North Ameri...

Get on my level, tho Photo Credit: WWE.com SAnitY: comes out as a unit Mossatelli: come out as a unit with a small bit of dissension, but Stun Gun their way into an advantageous position Center Stagers: Tino Sucks! Mossatelli: stays in control until the I Know What You Did Last Summer spot E.Y.: a domecile ablaze Riddick: breaks up a nearfall Nikki: lands a Flying Herbody on him off of the apron SAnitY: Backplex neckbreaker! Referee: Winners!   Tommasshole: stomps out sans crutch Center Stagers: BOO! hold up Johnny Winkyface signs Ciampa: puts the mic up to his lips CSers: BOO!  Johnny!  Johnny!  Johnny! Ciampa: shakes his head, raises the mic again CSers: BOO!  Johnny Wrestling!  clap clap clapclapclap Ciampa: shakes his head, yells something off-mic, then lifts his index finger before raising the m CSers: BOOOOOO! Ciampa: drops the mic CSers: YES!  YES!  YES!  YES! Ciampa: rolls out of the ring and walks around CSers: BOO!  CIAMPA SUC...

You shut your mouth when you're talking to us Photo Credit: WWE.com TM61: feed off the audience's chants Authors of Pain: look to feed on them TM61: Tandem side Russian legsweep!  Fistdrop + standing moonsault! Authors: shrug it off and commence pummeling from one segment to the next Winston Bishop Nick Miller: lands a desperation DDT Tags: made Shane Thorne: launches offensive Corner leg lariat!  Cannonball!  Modified Falcon Arrow! Referee: Kickout! Authors: Powerbomb neckbreaker! Nick: Save!  Tag!  Moonsault! Rezar: Whatever save!  is in Albanian.  Say, are you familiar with GORSH? Shane: Can't say that I am, no. Rezar: Well ?  powerbombs him into the apron from the ring Shane: is dead Center Stagers: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Authors: Corner Exploder.  Last.  Chapter. Referee: Winners! "The Press"""Earlier Today"": Mr. Regal, who do you think will win the Dusty Classic?  Do you have any dark horses for us? Master Regal:...

GORSH Photo Credit: WWE.com Heavy Machinery: gesticulates towards the Center Stagers once again in attendance Center Stagers: Steaks and weights!  Steaks and weights! Riddick Moss and Tino Sabotelli: flex and preen Center Stagers: BOO! Full Sailors: What a bunch of marks. Dozer: shakes off Tino's puny attempts at offense, tags out Tucker: front chanceries then swings Tino around the ring Tino: lands by Riddick and tags out Riddick: That won't be happening to me! Ron Howard Voiceover: It did.  Almost immediately, actually. Dozer: tags back in and they do the Bushwhacker stomp before sandwiching him, then hits the Worm elbow Tino: saves the match, then saves Riddick Riddick: chop blocks and tags out Tino: punches away and tags out Riddick: follows suit Center Stagers: clap to rally Dozer: gets out from under and tags out Tucker: gets the tag and cleans house, laying Tino out for trying to interfere Riddick: YOINK!  rolls up Tucker and puts his feet on the top rope during th...

He can do good shit, but man, Ospreay just is a turnoff otherwise Photo Credit: NJPW website The next category in the sorting bins is "Begrudging Toleration." These wrestlers are as the bin name says, those I tolerate. I don't actively hate them like I do in the other category, but if they're on screen, well, I'm probably going for the other person. Additionally, this and the next two boxes will not have writeups for everyone, because do you want me to be here the rest of the year just writing this one up? Without further ado... Will Ospreay - The shame part is that Ospreay is a pretty good performer, great sometimes. Every time I see him in the ring, it's like I'm watching the future of wrestling unfold in front of my eyes. That being said, the dude faves racist tweets, bitches and moans about people stealing moves that he borrowed three degrees from the original, and is notoriously bad at Twitter. Every time I wanna feel good about watching him, he give...