Wrestling Undertaker Assets

Get ready, you mutha***** for the big payback Photo Credit: WWE.com Results, stray thoughts, and takeaways from NXT's three- hour special from the Big Easy just as soon as I can finally relax when the credits box pops up... Results: Adam Cole beat Ricochet, ECIII, Lars Sullivan, Killian Dain and Velveteen Dream in a ladder match to become NXT's first-ever North American Champion. Shayna Baszler became the seventh woman to win the NXT Women's World Championship after Ember Moon passed out in the Kirifuda Clutch. The Undisputed Era's Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly retained the NXT World Tag Team Championships over the Authors of Pain and Roderick Strong and Pete Dunne in a triple threat match when Strong turned on Dunne, allowing Kyle O'Reilly to gain the fall. Appropriately enough, Aleister Black became the 13th different man to win the NXT World Championship by beating Andrade "Cien" Almas via pinfall after a second Black Mass. Johnny Gargano used a brac...

[Ironside theme intensifies] Photo Credit: Some Unemployed Guy 's Twitter Ciampa: comes out Full Sailors (yes, they're back) : hold up Johnny Winkyface signs BOOOOOO!  YOU SUCK!  YOU SUCK! Ciampa: holds up his index finger and raises the mic Full Sailors: BOOOOO!  JOHNNY WRESTLING!  clap clap clapclapclap Ciampa: shakes his head, finally blows it HE'S GONE!  GONE!   Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ciampa: NEWS FLASH: he's not walking down that damn aisle, he's GONE!         Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  YOU SUCK!  YOU SUCK! Ciampa: raises the mic again Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  CIAMPA SUCKS!  CIAMPA SUCKS! Ciampa: extends his arms Come At Me Bro style, drops the mic and leaves Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  signs up, so many signs Ciampa: starts ripping the ones he can reach, from a young woman, an old lady, some fan in a mask Some Fan In A Mask: removes it... you can probably guess Johnny Wrestling: jumps over ...

A champion concerned about all this white-on-white violence Photo Credit: WWE.com Velveteen Dream: comes out to his usual big heel pop Tyler Bate: gets a smaller pop Both: go catch as can on the mat, Bate World of Sporting it up and sends Dream scurrying Dream: throws a fit outside Bate: grooms the 'stache Dream: gets control back from break and works over the back Bate: fires back with some forearms and a boot Exploder!  Airplane spin!  Rebound lariat! Dream: No, no and no.  Spine on the pine! Bate: Negative.  Euros!  And now to Dream: Crotch you on the top rope and hit the Purple Rainmaker?  I concur. Referee: Winner! Dream: poses  Paul Ellering: My authors became immortalized in "last year's" Dusty Classic.  Other teams have stars in their eyes, but we see the truth: this is our road back to our titles. His Authors: yell in Samoan or possibly Albanian but also note We will take back our titles.  All will suffer.  War is our peace. Ce...

Cien 4, Tomasso 3, Johnny 0 Photo Credit: WWE.com Remember when our champion looked more like the Mexican-American Male? Remember when Johnny Wrestling couldn't buy a win to save his life? God's Production Team remembers. Title v. NXTenure is our main event. Velveteen Dream: preens his way to the ring Center Stagers: WHOO! Vel vet een! Vel vet een! No Way Jose: dances his way to the ring Center Stagers: Meh. Jose: But... he's still a, and I'm, you guys realize that Center Stagers: WE SAID MEH. Jose: Say meh to these right hands and this plancha! Center Stagers: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Jose: biels him across the ring a couple of times Dream: I hear you, mortals. Okada level dropkick! Rolling DVD! Purple Rainmaker! Say the one thing I like in lieu of my name! Referee: Winner! Dream: picks up the mic Center Stagers: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Dream: Your male competitor of the year... Center Stagers: HOORAY! Dream: Overall competitor of the year... Center Stagers: HOORAY!...

This place looks like a tornado trios match just hit it Photo Credit: WWE.com ExDragon: ostensibly show up to defend their championships SAnitY: jump them from behind Pier 6: ensues, won by the ex champions Regal: Enough!  This ends tonight � in a tornado match! SAnitY: yesssss gooood the Era: uh, first of all, how dare you Heavy Machinery: get a +3 this week due to their Holzerman adoption Mossatelli: are roundly reviled HM: win the power game MT: show odd sudden signs of disunity HM: lay them out after Drake catches Tino's chicanery, Compactor Drake: Winners!   Riddick: blows off Tino after the match Center Stagers: D-Bry chant John Grapples: comes out Center Stagers: chant for him Johnny: Hell of a month.  I was confident Philly was my night, I knew I was going to win.  I was confident, I brought my family... then I lost.  And it sucks.  But the reaction I got from you guys... Center Stagers : That's us!  Huzzah!  Johnny Wrestling! Johnny: I e...

THIS fucking guy, redux Photo Credit: WWE.com Results, stray thoughts, and takeaways from the first Takeover of 2018 served (appropriately enough) Holzerman style just as soon as I chip in  for Adam Cole's copay, BAY BAY... Results: Bobby Fish and Kyle O' Reilly beat the Authors of Pain to retain the NXT World Tag Team Championships with a flash roll-up Velveteen Dream pinned Kassius Ohno after the Purple Rainmaker elbow. Ember Moon countered an armbar into a roll-up to pin Shayna Baszler to retain the NXT Women's World Championship but got choked out twice for it post match. Aleister Black pinned Adam Cole (BAYBAY) in an extreme rules match after a Black Mass. Andrade "Cien" Almas pinned Johnny Gargano with the hammerlock DDT in an instant classic to retain the NXT World Championship.  As seen above, Tomasso Ciampa popped up to slam his crutch into Gargano's back "after the credits."  General Observations: I know his shtick has worn thin for some, b...

Undisputedly undefeated Photo Credit: WWE.com Andrade "Cien" Almas: Look at this shiny new belt!  Yo soy el campeon de mundo, pinche Sailors, and I... Fabian Aichner: Tilt a whirl backbreaker!  Springboard plancha!  Springboard tornado DDT!  Powerbomb!  Hey, you can't interfe-- Zelina Vega: drops down from the apron Cien: shoves him to the floor, throws him into the steps, then gives him the 100 Headaches in the ring Referee: Winner! Cien: Pfft.  Of course I am.  Like it was ever in doubt. Zelina: You got something on your brow, babe. Cien: dabs lightly before holding up the belt a few more times Alexander Wolfe's Takeover Induced Head Scars: take up the screen for a few seconds Eric Young: We are full of restless nights and unfinished business.  WarGames was as beautiful as we thought it would be; while the outcome was not ideal we have yet to leave the battlefield.  We're still here.  We will finish what we started in Houston next week...