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Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Vol. 3, Issue 13

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TRIPLE H CRUSH Photo Credit: WWE.com HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone, HORB IS BACK. Yes, that's right, be thankful for my SCOOPS, and I don't mean of mashed potatoes now. Dave Meltzer's reporting will leave so you sleepy you'd thought you'd eaten the entire turkey. Wade Keller's is as wrong as your Mee-Maw's technique at making gravy. Don't even get me started on Ryan Satin not knowing the difference between stuffing and dressing. WHAT A HACK. You can give EVEN FURTHER thanks to me by following me ON THE TWITTER MACHINE. You can find me @HorbFlerbminber . If you don't follow me, how can you be sure if I'm giving Native Americans equal time on this Thanksgiving by spamming Tatanka with links to my all-herbal supplement, HORBALIFE? YOU WON'T. You can AND SHOULD also buy my back issues. Instead of listing them, however, I will list OL' GRANMAMA FLERBMINBER'S SECRET STUFFING RECIPE, right here, in honor of Thanksgiving. 6 lbs. day old bread 1...

Your Midweek Links: Surviving Survivor Series

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All the Survivor Series takes your heart can handle and then some! Photo Credit: WWE.com So, you're on the precipice of a long weekend, one where you'll be gorging on side dishes and pies and watching copious amounts of football. But what about the times when your family starts a battle royale over politics? Or you're sitting on the sofa, unable to do anything but grab your laptop or phone, but also unable to fall asleep from the food stupor you put yourself into? Well, have I got the solution for you. LINKS! LINKS! LINKS! The best links from the wrestling world all before you, like a buffet for your mind . Read! Nourish your brain! ENTERTAIN YOURSELF! Survivor Series happened, and if you missed it, read my review so you know what to watch, what to look forward to, and when to turn that sumbitch off so you don't get yourself irrationally pissed off at WWE booking. [ The Wrestling Blog ] Butch has the event that happened the night before covered for you too, Takeover: Wa...

It Was Triple H with the Shovel in the Main Event: WWE Survivor Series 2017 Review

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Everything wrong with WWE in one picture Photo Credit: WWE.com Two TH-Style reviews in one day. Not bad. Highlights: The Shield defeated New Day with a second-rope triple powerbomb on Kofi Kingston. Asuka was the sole survivor in the women's traditional five-on-five match, last eliminating Tamina Snuka with the Asuka Lock. Baron Corbin hit an End of Days OUT OF NOWHERE on The Miz to pick up the win. The Usos went over The Bar HOSS International with a splash on Sheamus. Charlotte Flair made Alexa Bliss tap out to the Figure Eight. Brock Lesnar countered a Phenomenal Forearm from AJ Styles into the F5 for the win. Triple H and Braun Strowman were the survivors for the RAW team in the main event five-on-five match. Triple H last eliminated Shane McMahon with a pedigree after hitting Kurt Angle with a pedigree and putting McMahon on top of him. After the match, Strowman beat the ever-loving shit out of Trips. General Observations: I just wanna say that even though I own his breakout ...