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BREAKING: THEM LONG BOYS Photo via Voices of Wrestling So, are you cretins and dopes NOT HUNGOVER ANYMORE? Well, HORB FLERBMINBER still has a hangover, A HANGOVER FROM REPORTING ALL THE NEWS. That's right, your buddy HORB is back to dispense all the news he spent the last week gleaning, gathering, UPROOTING FROM THE EARTH LIKE A PIG SNIFFING OUT TRUFFLES. Unlike most James Beard Award winning restaurants, I WON'T CHARGE YOU AN ARM AND A LEG TO SHAVE MY NEWS NUGGETS OVER YOUR DOLPHIN RISOTTO. Now, you could just be content taking in the newsletter, but what kind of MONSTER would you be if you ONLY consumed what's below? Huh? HUH? YOU'D HURT MY FEELINGS! You can help sate my massive and fragile ego by subscribing to the up-to-the-moment content on my Twitter feed, @ HorbFlerbminber , first and foremost. You can see when I drop the MOST CURRENT updates, including when CM Punk has eaten corn, and any updates on AJ Lee's menstrual cycle, thanks to the camera I've rig...

Okada in them long boys like he was at WrestleKingdom Photo via @ Tanner1495 Okay, so you're still digging out of the winter weather everyone's been experiencing over the country in the last week. That's okay! Nature will help you out over the next few days. Still, you're probably back at work, behind on work from when you were out because of the weather. Don't forget to engage in some self-care and read some of the best stuff on the web. Links! I have them and you're going to want them. Read away. The TWB 100 is underway. Make sure you cast your ballot before the deadline on Wednesday of next week! [ The Wrestling Blog ] Also, make sure you peep in on the YEAR END BLOWOUT, which is still going on for some reason (that reason, I took a bunch of time off at the end of the year for my own sanity). [ The Wrestling Blog ] WrestleKingdom 12 took place last Thursday. Ian Williams watched and noted that it indeed was a variety show for all kinds of fans of the thing ev...

ARE YOU READY FOR WRESTLEKINGDOM? Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein HAPPY NEW YEAR, HORBIACS. New year, but SAME OL' HORB FLERBMINBER, back at you mining them scoops like they need to be mined. CONTRARY TO RUMORS SPREAD ONLINE, I didn't take the last two weeks of the year off. It's just NEWS DIDN'T HAPPEN. It's true, sometimes, the world stops, especially when I'm off attempting to break the world record of cans of Hamm's beer drunk in one sitting. Did you know Andre the Giant set the record back in 1978 and every year I try and fail to break it? THAT SON OF A BITCH COULD PUT THE BREW AWAY. Anyway, if you want the partial Horb experience, then by all means, JUST READ THE NEWSLETTER. However, if you want it all and you want it NOW, then follow me on Twitter Dot Com, @HorbFlerbminber . You'll know when and where I post screenshots of The Iron Sheik posting antisemitic rants before deleting them. If you guess which ones are doctored and which ones are real, y...

Drink it in, the WrestleKingdom debut of Jericho, man Photo Credit: WWE.com Hey, it's the first hump day of the year. You're probably still getting your sea legs under you back at work after a prolonged holiday break. You need something to get you through to the first of about 50 or so weekends of the year. Thankfully, I have the antidote for you. Links! Links as far as the eye can see! Check out all the best writing in wrestling and ease into your weekend the right way. Hey, I know TWB took a couple of weeks off, but catch up with the YEAR END BLOWOUT here! [ The Wrestling Blog ] WrestleKingdom is tomorrow! Ian Williams writes about how the Battle of Winnipeg is taking the event global for New Japan Pro Wrestling. [ VICE Sports ] And hey, if you wanna know about the American done well for himself in New Japan, Juice Robinson, Guilherme Jaeger has your hookup right here. [ Medium ] David Bixenspan reviews all the biggest stories from wrestling in the last year, capped off by Vi...